Potato tot

Another word for tater tot but primarily used by someone you would never date

Him: I’ll have potato tots with my burger please

Her: nobody has ever called them that

by Nyc girl May 1, 2020

Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

by The human being August 1, 2019

winter potatoes

cold potatoes.

The winter potatoes got cold.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

Potato

It iz food

oh look a potato nom nom nom

by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020

bene potato

A potato. What Did you expect?

Your such a potato. No I am a Bene Potato.

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Half Cooked Potato

Is it a potato? Is it a buttery rock? Who Knows? But we all know Chad Higgins half cooked.

Who fucked up this potato? No one likes a half cooked potato. We all know who made it.... Chad.

by MumbleBeesHusband December 13, 2023