Poop Sneeze

When one has a massive need to take a dump, but upon arrival at the toilet. The need goes away.

I had a poop sneeze.

Poop Sneeze by Tdolph December 2, 2010

poop slick 

a slippery wet poop that comes out of the poop mobile

my poop buckets full i must use a poop slick

poop slick by cipple doo August 16, 2007

poop rice

The act of pooping out cocaine that was hidden in one's buttox to get it through airport security

party man#1: did you poop rice today?
party man #2: ya i did it a Dulles Airport
Party man #1: now we can get totally STONED!!!!!!

poop rice by j-rock$$$ July 10, 2011

Poop Bath

A fecal yet hygienic act that involves one turning away from the shower head and pooping towards the drain while taking a shower, typically in a squatting fashion. It is the most economically efficient way to bathe and poop.

Me: What is taking Caleb so long in the bathroom?
Dave: I dunno, I think he's taking a poop bath.

Poop Bath by Buck Nvsty April 28, 2015

poop seat 

The traditional name for a toilet on Nantucket Island, Massachusetts.

Popular use throughout New England began in the height of the old whaling days. When sailors returned from their long voyages, they were so excited to be able to sit down to defecate.

While the phrase is no longer used outside of Nantucket, it is still customary, particularly amongst the locals, to use the expression while on the island.

"Pardon me, is there a poop seat I can use?"

"The house has four bedrooms and two and half poop seats."

"Does anyone have to use the poop seat before we leave?"

poop seat by Jamie Panda July 21, 2006

poop loser 

A Dani who has been butt-raped repeatedly throughout life leaving her with the inability to hold her mud.

Dani, you're a poop loser! Your mud gates opened and left a slick spot on the floor!

poop loser by JustinSkarbro January 20, 2008

Poop Shoot

The opening at the lower end of the body, a meatus or canal, through which solid waste departs from the body.

see hilt, shank, stock, stub, tail, tip

Yeech! you hit me right in my poop shoot!

Fecal matter and whatnot is excretently exploding out of my poop shoot.

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Poop Shoot by Smocko October 6, 2004