Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.

Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.

by JasperBaby May 7, 2020

Milk

Something my dad hasn't brought back yet

You use milk with your cereal damn i use water

by Cumslut55 April 4, 2022

Milk Tray

The act of ejaculating 3 or more separate times in the shower.

I had a HUGE milk tray last night!

by YokunaiGM November 14, 2021

Milk

Abbreviation for mother in law: Mom I'd Like To Kill

Oh look, there comes MILK again. Milk will likely unload a mouthful of unsolicited advice and I told you so's.

by non smoking norseman March 28, 2019

spoiled milk

When you take such a fat rip that the smoke surpasses milkiness that it’s yellow.

Sam, don’t be a little bitch...drink your spoiled milk!

by milkman11 November 10, 2020

Milked

Getting played or finessed

You got milked out your bull crap
You got milked bad on 2k

by Famous drexter July 10, 2019

ice milk

ice cream dumbfuck

John -I want ice milk
other-its called ice cream you whore

by mx.swag September 19, 2020