Brain dragger

Someone who revels in accomplishing nothing, at great mental expense. An argument that goes nowhere, save for numbing the mind of those who hear it.

Donald is such a brain dragger

by GoneJuan September 5, 2022

brain ding

Gets no bitches
loves coding
fatherless
fatty

look its brain ding

by fghjbv cfghnb February 24, 2022

No brain

A person who gains personality traits from others, or does what another person likes. Without giving the thought of doing what they like or being themselves

“You’re a NO BRAIN”

by Kittyeater444 November 6, 2023

Brain

A lump in your head that makes you sad.

"Damn, I hate my brain."

by sayimsei March 17, 2019

pig brain

The loss of all rational thought as a person is overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

Brian, barely able to breathe and struggling to remain upright through the onset of a severe food coma, blamed pig brain taking him over as he reached for another box of donuts.

by Analytico April 6, 2023

Eggo Brained

'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.

The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.

You eggo brained retard, how do you have straight A's yet you don't know how to use a dishwasher?

by jackupthismistergovernment March 25, 2024

Brain Lock

"We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."

Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.

Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.

Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."

by Brain Lock February 27, 2017