Josh

Some bitch ass teenager who makes bad life decisions

and wants to marry and have sex with his 14 year old classmate who already friendzoned him and doesn't give 2 shits about him.

Jacob: Oh Joshua that guy who left us his real friends for just a bunch of Mobile Legends jakol addicts.
Gabriel: Yup a real big loser that guy was.

by Shenhe1 January 15, 2022

Josh

Adj, Doing the absolute most when its not necessary at all

*Flicks someone lips mad hard* Yea you’re josh i dont care

by JuiceManMal April 4, 2018

Josh

Wow I'm him, I must be josh

I came between the dragon and his wrath, josh moment.

by Thatguyforsua December 13, 2023

Josh

the most ignorant annoying lying piece of shit he is very sensitive and he is shit at video games he will say everything we do or say he will call us bullies... Also really likes oily mens toes.

Girl: Ew he stinks he probaly hasnt showered in 3 years.

Girl2: I know he is also very ugly like a josh

by ANgy123 October 3, 2022

Josh steamer

A raw lamb that's been dipped in butter

Also applicable: Joshua steamer

Person 1: "Want a Josh steamer?"
Person 2: "what the fuck is a josh steamer"

by bingula May 29, 2025

Josh

Don't you know Josh? They had a historical fight on 24th April 2021.

Many Joshes gathered for a fight.

by 5H4B October 11, 2021

Josh

Known for selling haribos to unsuspecting kids if seen please report to the police

Who's that man in

the alley?
Don't go near josh

Why?
He sells haribos for a ridiculous price

by Haribosforsale May 13, 2018