a cute boy , usually Hispanic popular' you are not worth his time unless your nice or you earn it he seems mean but is really sweet and kind he is competitive good hair athletic usually plays a sport like football or wrestling is awesome with babies and loves them short dosent weigh much but still super cute he has a bit of a bubble butt usually kinda dumb cause he can't realize the perfect girl is right in front of him
Girl A: Man you are so lucky to be dating Jesus Alvarez
Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
Girl B: ikr he is so sweet but it took some time for him to like me but he is amazing
by hiramlodge June 10, 2018
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A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
by dsx815 May 31, 2018
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Get the Jesus mug.1. Is a millionaire
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
by ...12...... May 21, 2018
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