jake

A Cunt with no friends, no life, and no cock. He is jealous of guys with GF's and he tries to ruin them but he is too retarded. His brains spill out of his fucking ears when he laughs like a fucking maniac. He is a shit talker even though the only shit around is the vomit coming out of his fucking mouth.

Jake sucks dick, and I caught hi wanking

by fkajfklas;fjklas;fjal;skf November 4, 2016

jake soady

a fat ginger ball frog who grips on you testies and licks your ass until you shit in your mothers vagina

i met a jake soady and now im scared for life and she wasn't evan my mum it was yours

by guideryxn February 9, 2014

Jake paul

The newfound slang for cancer

"Holy fucking shit, that's a Jake paul"

by HardcoreAnal November 8, 2018

Jake

A stereo typical Mexican

Mow the lawn Jake.

by Ojtbjib November 30, 2021

Jake

Is a person who likes men and fucks dogs

Akim-- stop being jake

by Jake Purcell August 22, 2019

Jaked

A person who has a tendency to jerk off with other men in the room. Has a tendency to be on the slower side socially who might have a few extra chromosomes.

Q: Hey how are you doing today?
A: man I feel like I’ve been Jaked in the ass

by Camryposeidon April 20, 2022

Jaking it

the act of Jake from Adventure Time masturbating.

I'm Jaking it.... I'm Jaking it....

by TickleBots February 1, 2025