Defined as the act of a bunch of pissed off sailors sent to wash dishes down at scullery in the galley made a special soup by ejaculating together in a soup pot. the key ingredients are sea men, cream of some young guy, BEANERS, and various spices. usually served on the mess decks this soup has feed the crew for years.
by fartfhennoggin March 07, 2012
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by xoxo._.em January 15, 2018
“Beans” said Homer. comes from the children’s book Who’s the Pest A Homer Story. Homer is the main character in the book and would always respond to situations with his catchphrase “Beans”. But when you use the slang reference in conversation it’s said altogether “beans said Homer”. It exclaims disappointment or frustration.
Person A: Your car insurance is probably gonna go be a of your car accident.
Person B: Beans said Homer.
Person B: Beans said Homer.
by RashodSmith May 15, 2019
"Luke is a Fat Bean" is about a childish boy of around seven causing mischief around his kin and peers. Its author is Stephanie Hephanie, who is Thiccy Niccy & Jessica's best friend. Thiccy Niccy is currently experiencing backlash for farting online and filming it, but she's still a star, because she's dating Luke the Fart, the astounding star in "A Wrinkle in My Grandma's Ear." Jessica is a nobody. Anyway... "Luke is a Fat Bean" stars Luke the Fart. Luke farts around his grandma, causing her to receive an epilepsy seizure. Next, he farts next to Aunt Vivien, causing her a heart attack. Obviously, Luke the Fart is a very supportive child. I think you should read the book!
"Have you read 'Luke is a Fat Bean' yet?" Ronald asked.
"Not yet... I hear it's an emotional and amazing story, though," Jessica replies.
"Wow-You haven't read it yet!? It's really popular, and they're making it into a movie, starring the REAL Luke the Fart!"
"OMGZIES! NO WAY!?" Jessica shouts excitedly.
"Not yet... I hear it's an emotional and amazing story, though," Jessica replies.
"Wow-You haven't read it yet!? It's really popular, and they're making it into a movie, starring the REAL Luke the Fart!"
"OMGZIES! NO WAY!?" Jessica shouts excitedly.
by big boi gay January 30, 2019
Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.
Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.
Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.
Another example:
Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”
Another one:
Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”
by Joe Biden (stan Quackity) February 07, 2021
When I told my story about a 400lb stingray, Lonnie said "Ha not likely!" I said "are you mocking my beans?"
by luckylittleme June 19, 2009