Pumpkin creme pie

Ejaculating in a parter while wearing a jack o lantern in October

Hey bro I totally gave this girl a pumpkin creme pie at the Halloween party

by Lilpeepeegang October 1, 2021

Peach Pie

Cream pie in the butt

“Damn I gave that bitch a peach pie last night”

by bigolebiddies November 28, 2025

vapid pie

Besides the nice-looking crust, it's an otherwise empty pie. Akin to the nothingburger, it is the crown dish served up by know-nothing, empty promise makin' shit talkin' motherfuckers.

"oooooh no! you ain't gonna serve me up none of that vapid pie asshole, I want my motherfuckin money in cash!"
"Said he had it all locked down, turns out he just served us a vapid pie and left."
"sweet deal he said, once in a lifetime... now I'm choking on vapid pie."

by war-n January 11, 2019

Cutie pie

People mistakenly use this form when trying to write the word "cutiepie".

I made a letr fo my sweeet wife/sister sayin' she a cutie pie. However momma/ aunt Lauren saw the letter and smacked me right on my tractor arm for misspelling the word. Why am I so stupid? :(

by Gjorge May 9, 2018

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

pie keep

Fat kid who lives at home

man shorty be a pie keep

by SunKis January 27, 2014

Mexican bean pie

A citizen of New York with Asperger’s

I’m Mexican bean pie and I know you had a bad day but that’s cool we should play Fortnite

by Osoboro April 14, 2023