gon's dad

an absent bitch

gon's dad "man fuck jean ugly ass bitch"

by ugly turtle March 12, 2021

Dad

Your dad

Your dad

by PURPLE DINO CAITLIN August 17, 2020

Band Dad

Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.

Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?

- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.

by ztothex August 21, 2022

finger dad

when your dad is literally a finger

wow I did not know you had a finger dad

by Crymed June 11, 2017

Dad

The man who went to the store to get milk and never came back

I went to the store and still couldnt find my dad

by aids21 November 30, 2021

Dad Sandwich

A “Dad Sandwich” is when a person who is usually smaller in stature, such as a small queer male or small woman, is caught between two “Daddies” or older dominant men during sexual intercourse.

Brian: “I met these two daddies at the bar. I got a Dad Sandwich if you know what I mean,”
…
Jessica: “I met up with these two daddies last night. I was the meat in their Dad Sandwich”

by TheBeesCheese November 23, 2023

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023