by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025
Get the bird keeping agemug. I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
by imsofuckinggaybro May 10, 2024
Get the angry birdsmug. by UkrainianAfroWigga December 16, 2021
Get the Birdmug. person 1: have you heard?
person 2: heard what?
person 1: you haven't heard?
person 2: no.
person 1: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
person 2: heard what?
person 1: you haven't heard?
person 2: no.
person 1: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
by The One You Call God September 11, 2020
Get the the birdmug. “Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
Get the Early bird sucks the dickmug. Any Seahawk team member, whether player, coach, etc... who was an official contributor to the team during any season in which the Seattle Seahawks played in the Super Bowl, regardless of the year.
Seattle Seahawk playersKam Chancellor Russell Williams Marshawn Lynch and Richard Sherman have been some of the greatest bowl birds of all time
by Birdie December 27, 2014
Get the Bowl Birdsmug. Bro she ain’t nun but a bird, swear.
I dunno man should I cuff though?
Naw dawg, flip her like a bird.
I dunno man should I cuff though?
Naw dawg, flip her like a bird.
by Birdieboy April 6, 2018
Get the Birdmug.