To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.
by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022
Get the Apple-24-0001mug. 
A common word almost exclusively used to describe when you take something and claim it as your own, encapsulating the true American way... Committing purgery
by Just a guy on a mission July 4, 2025
Get the As American as apple piemug. This specific show is pretty much famous. You have the star every time , Apple. And the host, The Abusive Host. Then you have the audience Nothing , Banana , Security , Audience One ,and Audience two! If you are bad you get a fence throwing! BOOM! That is the Apple show.
by Delaney Doyle June 1, 2018
Get the The Apple Showmug. by bw6984 September 11, 2025
Get the Apple Cuckmug. Ldshadowlady and Pearlescentmoon were searching desert temples for enchanted golden apples on the Empires Smp server when they realized they hade one all along, they just didn't see it.
"It's the impostor apple"
by a dude with internet August 31, 2021
Get the Impostor Applemug. An American electronics company that takes the same model from last year, slaps minimal features on it, remove features, such as the headphone jack, makes it twice as expensive, and calls it a day. Also, their Macs are expensive pieces of crap that can only run 5 fps on CS:GO, so you might as well use it as a paperweight. Most Apple fans in 2020 will buy anything with the logo on it. Not to mention, they were also caught in a scandal for batterygating in 2016.
by CanadianPancake January 15, 2021
Get the Applemug.