tijuana water slide

A sex act where three (allegedly) straight white men take turns performing oral sex on each other culminating in a triple Dutch Rudder while wearing Violent Gentlemen t-shirts

We thought Bob was going to a water park when h e said he was going to Mexico for the Tijuana Water Slide

by Daisy Rocket August 24, 2017

Dirty Brown Water

A southern term for white trash.

Angels kids have turned out to be nothing more than dirty brown water.

by bigwhitecockerspaniel November 6, 2018

Concreters Water Bottle

A tally of VB or other local cheap beer. The term originated from the constant replacement of a water bottle with a tally/long-neck of cheap beer when waiting for concrete to set so they can complete the finish and drive home; usually with another tally for the drive.

Bloody hell, those lads are already on to the concreters water bottle! They'll be driving home blind!

by jimbob77 January 31, 2019

Twice-touched-water

A river or stream that has had a golf ball placed in it, removed, then molested twice by an arguably Russian autistic 30-year-old

Dude, the recipe for these baked beans calls for twice-touched-water, what the hell is that?

by Dr. Spoons the Corn Farmer February 12, 2019

spanish water dog

The act of butt-chugging sangria.

There were no girls at the frat party so nobody drank the sangria. At 1am the beer ran out so the guys decided to spanish water dog it.

by Kool Breeze June 8, 2018

Unflavored Sparkling Water

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.

Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."

by betotrooba August 29, 2022

Salt Water Taffy

A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.

Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!

by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022