man 1: oh god what is that!?
man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich
man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?
man 2: ha meat curtains
man 2:ugh looks like a pulled pork sandwich
man 1's wife: so the bikini is too small?
man 2: ha meat curtains
by phantom1 June 21, 2009
Get the meat curtainsmug. Simply, really saggy boobs. The kind that just drop to a bitches knees. Also can have pepperoni sized nipples.
by y0shi June 19, 2008
Get the slunk meatmug. by Kdizzle12354 February 3, 2007
Get the Laundry meatmug. by Davis December 30, 2003
Get the Meat sockmug. Meat, raw or prepared, discovered in a public place. Presumably lost by grocery shoppers on public transit or ditched by shoplifters.
by bdop December 24, 2012
Get the street meatmug. A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
by pamschel January 12, 2009
Get the meat puppetmug. Dad: Josh ok thats enough licking let me get the rest of the smuckers out.
Josh Ivey: "slurp" ok dad
Josh Ivey: "slurp" ok dad
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
Get the Sweet meatmug.