Chris p Jones

Best dad ever

I’m hungry Chris p Jones

by ASHLEE.J June 1, 2021

Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

Chris

Coolest nigga to ever walk the planet. Driving fast cars. Getting money. Also known as Mr Bitches. Kanye and Travis’s homie

Oh my god do you see chris with the 2022 Mercedes Benz

by Chrisgotbandz November 24, 2021

Chris

A person that says Heravor and watches movies and drinks beer 24/7

Person:Hey Chris what u doing

Chris:Watching movie and drinking beer

by Raffithefortnitegamer818213 June 24, 2018

Chris

Chris.

•has seven kids

•caring
•best smile

I love Chris

by Normal_human August 9, 2023

chris lunn

a ginger, with terribly good puns, really slow, asianish, a bunch of ship names and is generally just really tall. Also a good texter and uber cool with really pale skin

hey did you meet the guy? he looked like a real chris lunn

by gasian October 26, 2014

Chris harvalis

The buffest vice principle you will ever meet also the most chill person who works at a school ain't nothing bad to say about him

Yo that guy Chris harvalis he wrestles alligators in tanzania

by Jax is a big mf February 1, 2023