To Tom Brady a bitch

To choose your passion, career, or personal ambition over your romantic relationship or family life—often with a touch of guilt, swagger, or unapologetic focus.

I didn’t want to miss my big audition, so I had to Tom Brady a bitch and skip our anniversary dinner.”

by Vane April 29, 2025

Tom Sawyer

Mark Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer is a coming-of-age story about a mischievous boy named Tom Sawyer and his adventures in the 1840s American South.

A modern-day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride

by tayyahsu May 13, 2025

tom

a crazy dumb guy who is irrelevant 99% of the time. apart from when everyone calls him thomas the tank engine, although that is completely understandable, most of the time he acts like a stupid fucking train anyways. Thomas needs to get a life. really.

that guy's an idiot. he must be called tom

by bobboyhatescharlotte May 13, 2025

Hat backwards is Tom

Tom is hiding under Zendaya’s hat and the explanation is that hat backwards is tom

Tom is under zendaya’s because hat backwards is tom

by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025

Tom Nook

Provider of crushing debt. Promotes child labor with his own family. The main cause of Capitalism

Tom Nook set the orphanage on fire

by Cynnierollz May 26, 2025

Whining all the Tom

When someone bitches and complains in a passive aggressive way or pulls petty little acts of annoyance, hoping that it will make someone give him some drugs. In such a manner to be just like Tom.

"Oh for crying out loud," Meghan said," why are you whining all the Tom."

by MamaNasty June 2, 2025

Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.

I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.

by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022