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ur dad lol

an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.
I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!
by greml!n October 11, 2021
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Dad

The most caring, sweet, and understanding person I know. He is always up on his feet for his family, making sure we are all happy and safe.

He is patient and understanding toward his family. He does things he doesn't want to do for his family, like playing Fashion Famous with me.

We give him a hard time and call him names like Big Jenny or Lemon. But, he isn't any of those things. Or we will make fun of him and his dog. But, we all know he loves us more. And I just want him to know, I don't know where I would be without my Dad.
by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022
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Guilty Dad

A dad that is divorced from your mum and doesnt live with you/doesn't see you much or has done something bad in the past which means he tries to make it up to you excessively with being nice- giving lifts, buying things, giving money.

The child usually plays this to their advantage.
'Is your Dad really willing to take us all that way and pick us up at 3 in the morning?'
'yeh, guilty Dad'

'Can you get us a lift?'
'Yeh i'm at my dads this weekend so can. Guilty dad init'

'WOW! You've got the new iPhone?!'
'yep, guilty dad'
by GuiltyChild March 16, 2010
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Dad

The man who copulated with your mother to produce you.
by CBunde09 May 30, 2024
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Dad

Someone who leaves to get the milk and never comes back, leaving you dad-less
Dad: I'm going to go get the milk
Me:Okay!

15 years later
Me:I wonder if Dad ever got the milk
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Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.
"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."
by Ekker July 29, 2022
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Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
mugGet the Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.mug.

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