sandwich rate

the rate at which a woman creates sandwiches. crucial to her ability to mate. a sandwhich rate below 2 a minute leaves you incapable of ever being able to mate. 3 means average. above 5 means legendary a rate above 10 a minute means men will approach you on the street and ask you to marry them.

due to liz's sandwich rate of 12 a minute. even though she is amazingly unattractive she get's 5 marriage requests a day.

by chef Miles March 11, 2012

Graham Sandwich

The art of 2 Homosexual guys, where one lays on the bed and the other shits on his chest and stomach then proceeds to ejaculate onto the shit. Then the other guy will lay down on top of the guy and make a sandwich.

Steve and Justin decided that it would be a great night if they made a Graham Sandwich

by gsmhahaha April 16, 2012

Like Sandwich

When commenting on someones status. Everyones trying to be funny, you decide to add to the banter, however everyones comment is 'liked' apart from yours. Usually cause you're a loser and no-one actually likes/knows you.
Or your definition of humour is about fucking stillborn children.

*comment* Like
*comment* Like
*gay comment* No likey....The meat of the 'like sandwich'
*comment* Like
*comment* Like

by FlyingHitler SpasmFaceMcdougal February 25, 2011

Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.

So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.

by hootowl18 March 4, 2011

Oboe Sandwich

A euphemism for returning a favor.

For example, "Thanks for making a great dinner tonight. You're getting an oboe sandwich!"

by BizGem March 22, 2011

Mexican Tortilla Sandwich

A collection of toppings, including meat, vegetables, cheese and sour cream compiled into a tortilla. Sometimes adorned with hot sauce or salsa.

Hey, wanna go get some tacos?
Naw, but I'd be down for some mexican tortilla sandwiches!

by alabasterjeff December 9, 2011

Sandwich board

A sign comprising of two boards strapped to a religious man carrying a message of doom.

A sandwich board carrying the message "You're a loser - Craig Jackson"

by Geordie racer October 14, 2011