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Retard Ham

Did you see that woman fall out of her wheelchair at the park, what a Retard Ham
by Fast521 February 28, 2023
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Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023
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retard head

What 10 year old boys call you when they go through the "I'm so cool I can say whatever I want to whoever I want phase"
You may be called that based on 2 things: your ugly or very stupid.
by GigaGuyGary March 6, 2023
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The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.
Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?
by Doping March 7, 2023
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Retard

Someone who is perfectly capable of accomplishing a task but fucks it up anyway.
John, you put the roof shingles on backwards. Stop being a retard.
by WarMax March 8, 2023
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retard

you (not me)
A RETARD IF YOU!
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Retardism

The disadvantage people have who are retarded
I've specialized in retardism, so I can help retarded people
by lilleluderpik March 10, 2023
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