pant miner

A person who enters into a false serious realtionship for sex.

Becky? I told you he didn't love you, he was just one of those pant miners.

by SkyBlu April 25, 2014

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Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey August 29, 2015

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When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.

I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton

by Johnthefaun August 29, 2015

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The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 August 29, 2015

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A small piece of dried, crispy feces stuck in between the ass-cheeks. A consequence of a sub-par wipe.

"This morning I woke up with two Pants Croutons in my ass, and boy oh boy was that uncomfortable."

by josmont September 06, 2015

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When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.

by suttenplant August 29, 2015

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Bought myself a hog, had pig pants for a week!

by The dirty N November 22, 2020

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