slouch potato

n. Slovenly person with no ambition and bad posture.

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Get some shape on your benighted life you didgeridoo-bashing slouch potato. You don’t want to end up washing koala scrotums down the docks in Perth.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2021

Potato

The greatest thing in the entire world

Potato is the way of life if you disagree the potato god will murder you

by Trueest Potato God December 9, 2022

Potato

A legendary food that all should bow down to…

I ate a potato.

by Ducktatoperson November 30, 2017

Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

potato

My life

"My life is potato"

by PTM2019 January 15, 2019

Potato

A food. However, often used by girls (below 18) to describe themselves. Some people use it as an edgy term, whereas others just use it to sound cute.

Youtube video: has a potato in frame for two seconds
12 year old girl: OH my gosh at 1:23 you can see me OwO
All of the replies: same queen

by Usernamehere444 June 30, 2019

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017