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John Legend

Talented soul singer of songs like Ordinary People, Used to love U.
"though its not a fantasy i still want u to stayyyyy"
by G-Unit SOULdier February 14, 2005
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john cena

the hottest,sexiest man in WWE history! the best wrestler ever! if you mess with him no big deal he don't care there's haters and lovers.pick one.on google images look up john cena in a thong (if ur a girl)and it will be the most sexiest hottest thing you will ever see! i wish he was my bro.he is an amazing person you will ever meet!
wow i goota see john cena
by johncena lover March 14, 2010
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John wicks

Sweaty tryhards who eat there nipple hair and drink MoUnTaIn SaUcE and are obese and have kfc for BEKFAST and nipple hair for dinner
John wicks: Hoi im a john wick

Oh me two let eat nipple hair

Mmmmmmmmmmm
by Init_to_winit June 2, 2018
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John Kerry

A flip-flopper of the first order. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a war veteran when he wasn't. Has constantly lied about atrocities US troops supposedly commited there in 'Nam that he has never NEVER provided proof for. Has consistantly portrayed himself as a champion of the "little people", when he has no clue as to what that entails. Has consistantly given multiple answers to a singular issue and marks it up to nuance. I guess Kerry is consistant, after all.
How does it feel, John, in this "land of two Americas", that you have to go through ours to get to yours?
by tradesman August 18, 2006
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john stamos

a synonym for the the word fuck, but only in situations where fuck is an exclamation.

it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.
"ahhh damnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant"

"really man, that's sick."

"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"

"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."

"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"

"yes it is fine then"
by jarchrist December 11, 2007
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John Paul

A dude that has the biggest of gays, and likes to kiss guys naked jerry. He is somewhat attracted to girls named Erin, but he won’t ever make a move on those girls because of his massive gay.
Is it possible to be gayer than John Paul?
by JP Has Big Gay November 13, 2020
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john-luke

a bitch ass nigga. a pussy ass bitch who is black, with a small dick.
You just pulled a John-luke move.
by cardiab May 8, 2018
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