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The Monkey Paw

The named ascribed to a mythical creature which is behind all bad things that happen to you in the country of Pakistan. The Monkey Paw is a common urban legend for which locals place blame on for issues ranging from food poisioning to problems with local authorities to running out of hot water at the crappy house you live in. Bottom line? It's freaking everywhere!
Boy did I really get sick last night; the freaking Monkey Paw just reached up and grabbed my colon. The Money Paw snagged me last night as I passed through Customs... I didn't know alcohol was illegal! Its like The Monkey Paw just pushes cars on to the wrong side of the road in this country!
by kukotraveler October 18, 2012
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tractor monkey

amish or meninknights
look at that tractor monkey going 10mph on the highway
by Droop702 May 13, 2012
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Space Monkey

*watch fight club* u dumb ass cockbunny..
(look up cockbunny)
"you look like a monkey ready to be shot into space,, Space monkey" *slap*
by space monkey September 2, 2003
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Maitland Monkey

This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes
Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.

Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
by Ando2 February 23, 2010
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Fucked a monkey

1. a) To do something inadvertently that causes catastrophic events. b) To unknowingly create an epidemic.
Guy 1: "Dude some girl puked in the fryer at my Mcjob today"

Guy 2: "Damn she really fucked a monkey"

Guy 1: "No kidding, no one got fries for the rest of the day"
by xzekiel June 7, 2009
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steel monkey

An Orange flavored JOOSE mixed with a Steel Reserve 40oz.
"I blacked out again after drinking a steel monkey"
by addc October 20, 2009
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monkey goodness

Vaginal secretions of an aroused woman
After we humped my thigh was wet with her monkey goodness.
by dr. brown January 1, 2006
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