Michael Jackson 

A person who is worse than a zebra; Can't figure out whether to be black or white.

A person who is born one color then decides to change their color to the opposite.
I'm not even sure why everyone liked him so much, he molested little boys and girls.

Michael Jackson can dance, and change colors like a chameleon.

Michael Jackson by B_Dubs1319 May 15, 2023

Michael Cleary 

Michael Cleary.

Michael Cleary

Michael Cleary by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

Michael Hewitt 

Cool person gets all the bitchs and hates gay people, love Fortnite and Minecraft, COD is his fav. Great person to hang out with all of the girls like him and he is a lucky charm

Loves Fortnite but CODs better Michael Hewitt is hot

Michael Hewitt by Bitchasshoe03 May 18, 2023

Michael Jordan 

Basketball player

Michael Jordan is best

Michael Jordan by Dapoggster May 23, 2023

michael salami 

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

michael salami by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023

Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

Michael Barnes by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 27, 2023

Michael Betts 

A guy from nigeria

"Michael Betts is so black"

Michael Betts by ddeeznnuts May 31, 2023