Mexican Cocktail Sauce

The mixture residing in the anus of a Mexican male who recently had his anus ejaculated into, whilst carrying a scat baby that is ready for delivery, the other Mexican male then takes a straw and drinks the combination of both the twice digested scat baby and his own recently secreted (into his homosexual partner's anus) seminal fluids.

More recently Mexican Cocktail Sauce has been smeared in the form of swastikas (often mistaken for refried beans) on Arizona Government buildings.

Jose:
Ooooh Pedro make sure you save some of that Mexican Cocktail Sauce for our Tostadas. ARRIBA!

Pedro:
You know it pappy, I'll make sure I don't leave any by giving you some mean rim. ANDALE!

by blacklotusup May 12, 2010

Mexican pony ride

You go to the dog pound and pick up the sexiest and largest dog they got. Then bring it home and vaseline its poop chute up and rape it.

I got laid off at work and was feeling down so I invited some friends over for a Mexican Pony ride.

by Impure Client October 2, 2009

Mexican Mud Slide

Taking a crap on your partners face, then "sliding" back and forth smearing it into every crevasse. While wearing a sombrero.

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by Japo Jones January 2, 2009

mexican banana split

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.

When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.

by jaws November 1, 2006

mexican dick suck

When one inserts his or her genitalia into a vacuum cleaner's metal neck for sexual stimulation.

Hey Billy want to come to the mexican dick suck at my house later I got a brand new hoover.

No grandpa I don't want to help you with your mexican dick suck I've already had to clean out the vacuum's filter twice this week and its only tuesday.

Hey Alex want to go to mexico with me later I just got a brand wet dry vac.

by X2f01 June 23, 2008

mexican ham wallet

a youthful well kept vagina (bald taco) with salsa added

Sally: Hey Larry
Larry: Ya?
Sally: How about we spice things up a little tonight.
Larry: How?
Sally: How about you dump a jar of salsa on my ham wallet before you dominate the shit out of me.
Larry: That sounds like it might spice things up.
Sally: We could call it a mexican ham wallet.

by beard core December 27, 2010

Mexican Crop Duster

A follow up to a dirty sanchez, when one cleans off the remaining fecal matter with a forceful ejaculation.

I can't believe Charlie did a Mexican Crop Duster on Jenn last night!

by chuckinator January 2, 2009