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May 5th

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough
by hittheshep May 5, 2022
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May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.
Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Chains9 May 12, 2022
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16th of may

National ass pic day! Send that ass
The woman is not allowed to reject the request!
1-It’s 16th of mayso send me that fat ass
2- since its may 16th
*sends fat ah ass pic*
1-* cures male depression*
by User15272518362 May 15, 2024
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21 may

If is that day rn you have to message ur bsf and say ,,hi,I like you,,
If u really like her and that person says me too ,idk kiss her,marry w her.
If you said it like a joke and that merson says: what? or stfu or any of these just make that with a seen.
u:hello Lola(name of ur bsf),I like you.
lola:serious? I hope thatis not just bc is 21 may.
u:yea
lola:oh,me too
by rockbles May 21, 2022
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Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.
by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023
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May 20th

May 20th is know as national Ride your boyfriend like a horse day
Oh hey is that your boyfriend GageMo? You should celebrate May 20th with him!!
by GageMo May 17, 2020
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May 24th

“𝘔𝘶𝘮 can we have some rigatoni pasta because it’s May 24th?”
“But you never eat pa-“
*You get the pasta yourself and eat”
by ilikemusicalslol December 7, 2020
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