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That one kid

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.
“Did you hear what that one kid did?”

No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while a student was talking about how his parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”
by Gl0v35 February 4, 2022
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bowen kid

A person (usually a kid) who is weird and mentally slow and typically a hippie.
Alexa to Ella: MAN DID YOU SEE THAT KID OVER THERE, PRETTY WEIRD

Ella to Alexa: YA SHE MUST BE A BOWEN KID
by boweninspirer August 20, 2018
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Langley kids

The coolest kids in town. They are also the richest people who have the biggest parties in England and only the most intelligent go there. The girls give really good blowjobs as well
Man I wish I was a part of those Langley kids, but I can't afford it
by Namnam8 May 4, 2015
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cancer kid

a brat that annoys people with his presence alone or someone who acts childish
this discord cancer kid never learns his lessons
by random_guy_27 June 11, 2019
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TikTok kid

a child that uses the app and trys to get

attention by hating on (usually) mincraft content. And post fornite vidoes.
like a whore basicly i hat tiktok kids
by asdasdasfasfsaf January 16, 2022
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Kid Crazy

It's where a woman, usually one that is unprepared to be a good educated provider and parent, wants to get knocked up or pregnant. Generally this happens when puberty hits a young woman and they get the silly idea in their head that having a baby will fix all their problems, when in fact it is just their hormones going crazy.

The woman generally will attempt to have sex with a unsuspecting male, who then will become entangled in a baby mess that he had no plans to deal with.
Jake: Hey guys, there is a nice looking girl, did you ask her out?

Mark: Oh no dude, she is totally kid crazy, stay far away from her unless you want to ruin your life. She will pull off your condom and tell you she is on the pill, then 9 months later your a Dad. Forget college and a career man, you will be working at Mc Donald's trying to support your baby, just like David who got with that hoe Kimberly.
by HansJaeger July 30, 2010
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Kid president

We all watched his videos as kids in elementary school. We probably thought it was a little weird but looking back there’s only one thing to say- he’s a stud muffin
Johnny: remember those kid President videos from back in elementary school?

Steven: oh yeah that guy’s a stud
by That.hockey.kid February 4, 2021
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