Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 07, 2017

Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.

Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"

by BrosephJr August 22, 2018

crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori February 24, 2016

crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.

Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.

by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019

Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.

Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.

by Johnathan Sins January 09, 2020

couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

Crack(more)

More. More.more MORE

I need more.. crack(more)...more..more

by Fukshit rezari July 29, 2022