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junk pocket

A place to store items, by your junk. Works extremely well.
Dude 1: hey can I borrow a pencil?

Dude 2: Sure.

Dude 1: Where did you put that?

Dude 2: In my junk pocket.

Dude 1: Nice.
by MyChemIsAwesome January 16, 2017
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rock full of pockets

When your friend is too high & can't form a sentence.
Ryan said "I have a rock full of pockets" as he sat in the creek playing with the sand & rocks.
by KernelFingerBang January 27, 2017
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Alabama hot pocket

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019
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Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.
Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.
by MattyG69 October 18, 2019
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Pocket Pussy

A pocket pussy is what is used when a man is too lonely and horny. The man usually can not find a women so he goes to a pocket pussy. Best known as a fake vagina. They come in many shapes and sizes. I even believe women might buy one to practice the oral sex. Pocket pussies are always a last resort and if your friend uses one, well find him what ever he prefers. Man or women.
After Jimmy was denied from his date he went home to his sad apartment with whom he shares with Fred. Fred then says "date go bad man? " and Jimmy replied "So bad that I have to use my pocket pussy tonight"
by Noneyourbusinessok November 10, 2020
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Present Pocket

Jerald likes surprises, so I gave him a gift in his present pocket.
by FuryCollector November 14, 2020
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drug pocket

the booty hole, so the fuzz don't find your elicit materials.
Shit the cops pulled up. Todd stuff this shit in your drug pocket! Take one for the team bro.
by ButtPieR8 November 16, 2020
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