iPad kid

The same kid with snot crusted hands and a booger coated laptop that is missing half the keys and has to have the screen propped up bc the hinge is broken and can't be unplugged bc it dies immediately and the power cord is always hanging in midair bc it is plugged into the furthest possible outlet all while not responding to their name, contorting themselves into knots nearly falling out of their chair and making random vocalizations from time to time.

Tina: I just had to take a 20 minute tour of the swamp thing's Minecraft house.

Sam: Whose?

Tina: "The kid over there eating his own snot bubble with the YouTube volume maxed out."

Sam: "oh yeah, Jennifer's kid, total iPad kid."

by Don't hesitate, order today! July 5, 2022

iPad kid

Someone who can not eat without watching a video in the background. This creature typically will believe he is in fact not a iPad kid. Use caution when confronted by one.

I'm not a iPad kid but I can't eat without watching a video in the backround.

by TDSanta July 5, 2022

Ipologithicallont syndrome

eye-paul-oh-gull-ithic-al-unt-sin-drum The fear of the Iffy's, Iffy's are the questionable figures who rome in your home.
HIDE FROM THEM IF YOU HEAR FOOTSTEPS AND NO ONES AWAKE! Why? They will kill you! Hurry and run.

"i never knew you had Ipologithicallont syndrome."
"i never knew you had a fear of Iffy's."

by Lala Sadii July 6, 2022

IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022

ipxngu

bad

ipxngu is bad!!

by x3sus_ July 11, 2022

IPL (Imperial Wharf Gang)

Gang based in Imperial Wharf Near Sands End + Fulham.
Relations With Fulham Gang, 12Anti, 12World

Beef Chelsea Worlds End Gang (CGM + Many Young School Kids From Worlds End Estate) SW10
#chelseaworldsendgang #fulhamgang #ipl

Grab me a IPL (Imperial Wharf Gang) Mug

by Irjrhhiic July 14, 2022

Ipredictwinners

A bitch ass nigga who happens to be 6'3 that nigga playing the wrong games ong nigga need to be hooping waste of genetics on me

yeah he has good stature and a good build but he might be a ipredictwinners the way hes not a hooper

by ..okevneoenr August 4, 2022