Skip to main content

Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.
John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.
by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020
mugGet the Pants Incestmug.

River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav June 15, 2011
mugGet the River rapids in my pantsmug.

bidened my pants

person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”
by FinnShart June 27, 2024
mugGet the bidened my pantsmug.

Big Pants

A man whose balls are so small, that is impossible to fill his own underwear. Will most likely be married 20 years plus and the wife tells him what to do all the time he has no attitude to reply or the will to. Big pants may find satisfaction in things by hiding them and if someone finds out, they will put an ugly face but say no words. Big pants are however, intelligent and intuitive. The are aware of their lack of character and the struggles of real life for them outside their comfortable living arrangements.
Uncle Jonathan, aka BIG PANTS, has been playing with his model trains again, while his wife went out with her friends. He will cook something when she gets back and pretend was watching tv all time and compliment his wife.
mugGet the Big Pantsmug.

green pants

referring to marijuana
Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today
by moobacca December 30, 2011
mugGet the green pantsmug.

Pant Open

When an foreign man or woman forgets how to speak English, so using the best of their abilities, they try to point out that someone's flyer is open or that their lower half is somewhat revealed through their clothing in a way it shouldn't be.
Foreigner: Hey! Pant open!
Person 1: What the fuck does "Pant open" mean?
Person 2: Dude.. your flyer is open.
by ReddAix December 6, 2019
mugGet the Pant Openmug.

Forbidden Pants

Basically just pants that make your behind look exaggerated,

Wearing then comes with a rule, however.
If worn at home, the female wearing must send a photo of her in them in the mirror to at least one male friend
Dam, Stacy followed up on the Forbidden Pants rule, they look GOOD
by That one CHampion April 15, 2024
mugGet the Forbidden Pantsmug.

Share this definition