Me: “Excuse me. I need a lime with my Captain and Sprite.”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”
by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018
Get the death twat signature drinkmug. A powerful battle station in space that shoots deadly great walls
Build by Mexicans to keep mexicans and rebels out
Owned by Emperor Donald Trump
Build by Mexicans to keep mexicans and rebels out
Owned by Emperor Donald Trump
by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017
Get the Death Wallmug. When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010
Get the Death Uddersmug. how it ends.
hey tommy! care to share a meaning full book quote? - timmy
of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy
not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy
Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy
wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy
ok by girly - tommy
of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy
not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy
Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy
wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy
ok by girly - tommy
by Silly little goose December 24, 2023
Get the deathmug. my online friend had an e-death. i miss him
by wowiewowzers July 2, 2024
Get the e-deathmug. While having face to face intercourse the man on top wraps his legs under the woman's legs and grabs her shoulders while trusting. As the man is close to orgasm he rolls of the edge of the bed and falls to the floor on his back and releases inside of her while letting a demon yell free and holding her tightly.
by Coachsuckapunch January 23, 2025
Get the Demon Death Rollmug. Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!
Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
by When You Cant Think Of A Name October 15, 2021
Get the Death By Masturbationmug.