Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation

They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...

by keebey November 25, 2019

Scotch Egg

A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated

Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg

by TeaBagginsMcGee March 29, 2024

egg goo

Egg Goo, is the white of the egg, when it’s not fully cooked , it may resemble sperm.

Egg Goo is ejected sperm that strings from the eye of the penis.

He came , then when he wiped his dick, All this Egg Goo , was hanging off it .like spit !

by Debyumyum February 1, 2023

private egg

An egg that is made solely for a dog or other pet while one is preparing a meal. Must be made on its own and entirely apart from items prepared for others, or it is not a true private egg. E.g., leftover scrambled eggs do not qualify as a “private egg”.

Ex 1: Babe, could you bring me Eames’ bowl? I made her a private egg.

Ex 2: He’s been such a good boy so I made him his very own private egg this morning.

by g4ry_bus3y August 26, 2023

egg energy

The power and might to devour thousands of eggs in one sitting

Danny DeVito has egg energy!

by DanielTheDannyDeVitoLover October 15, 2019

Egg

chicken who has not arrived in this world yet

"i would like to devour the unborn" means you want to eat eggs

by sinaydrago April 18, 2025

Scab eggs

Over cooked eggs that are crusty and disgusting that should never be eaten.

Oh look you can’t cook you made scab eggs again.

by Hortongirl February 23, 2018