Dad

Don't pay child support

Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.

by RightTWIX June 22, 2022

Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Dad

a piece of shit

hey do you like your dad
don't ever fucking say dad ever again

by lolthisisadude January 8, 2020

Dad

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022

ur dad lol

an absolute idiot, and a scaredy-cat! they're weak and pathetic should have gone to get the milk.

I hate ur dad lol
fr they're such a wank stain!

by greml!n October 11, 2021

your dad

Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".

Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.

by Ducarius March 13, 2023

dad van

A Subaru Crosstrek that is designed for young cool hip dad with young kids on the go doing outdoor adventures!

Dude, did you see Craig get that gnarly dad van that will take him and his family on awesome outdoor adventures?

by embrymavrik January 22, 2017