Drop Dead @ 2

On December 4th DROP DEAD at 2:00pm tomorrow even in lessons and don’t talk ormove for 2 and a half minutes straight...Confusing the s**t out of the Teachers 😂

Teacher: Can someone read out question 3 on the extract from Macbeth
Students are silent
Teacher: HeLlO!?!?
2 mins later
Student: Do two PETEZD Paragraphs on the extract from Macbeth given to you

Drop Dead @ 2- Be silent at 2

by Mad definitions for y’all December 3, 2019

Drop a bomb in the communal

Take a dump in the communal toilet in backpacker hostels instead of your own private toilet

'Hey just heading out to drop a bomb in the communal I'll be back'

by Musicalbop June 4, 2018

I “dropped the Fritos”

1) I threw it on the floor and I freaked it.

2) I threw her down and messed it upppp.

I threw it on the floor and I freaked it

Dad: Last night I “dropped the Fritos”

by 3015610 March 12, 2020

Dropped my monkey

A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.

“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”

by Biggg G August 12, 2020

Dropped the kids with grandma

When your girlfriend is sick or drunk and throws up cum on her mom

What happened to your girl last night she got drunk so I took her home and she dropped the kids with grandmas when she walked in the door. True shit

by suckit227 April 11, 2017

Scottish "bird" droppings

Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit

John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings

by Mr.IKnowYou September 3, 2017

Drop the Marriage mic

A quick and unexpected divorce.

I'm going to drop the marriage mic and walk away.

by McHale'sArmy March 10, 2018