cock blocker

a lesbo or capet muncher would not allow any men to get some ass from her friends

Jenny s a real cock blocker,she would not let her friends get any ass till she get some first.

by BLUE December 24, 2002

cock tease

Evil whore who flirts with you a lot and manages to fleece you like a sheep for everything you are worth in a false anticipation that you will gain mindblowing sex in exchange for what you do. Well, the end result is that she gets what she ants and you get fucked in the figurative sense and must go back to the old threesome of me, myself, and I.

That girl is such a cocktease. I gave her a gold necklace and she took my heart. THAT BITCH!!!!!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady February 24, 2003

cock throb

similar to a "heart throb" but instead of wooing the heart, it woos the cock.

"Some would call you a heart throb, I would file you in under cock throb."

by the mooninites December 19, 2008

Cactus Cock

Cactus Cock, or Cactoid Dong Disorder(CDD), is no joke and should be taken seriously by all. If you have developed a case of Desert Dick, and proceed to masturbate (beat the hell out of your dong) you will be hit with a case of Cactus Cock. Signs include, but are not limited to: Yellow penis and dick head, menstrual like discharge from the urethra on a weekly basis, an odor more powerful than swass or swalls, and dry mouth...
There is no known cure for the Cactoid Dong Disorder.

Guy 1: "Aw man! can you smell that? It smells like someone puked in a sweaty ass and then fucked it!"
Guy 2: "Hey! come on man, have some sympathy, I've got Cactus Cock and now my dick smells like shit!"

by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

cock barnicle

The open sores on the penis. Used as a derogatory reference.

You bloody fucking cock barnicle.

by Ganga July 3, 2005

cock cancer

When a cock gives a woman a cancerous growth in her uterus; see pregnancy.

She has morning sickness because she has the cock cancer.

by Willy Loman July 22, 2007

cock licking

Sexual variation of cocksucking in where the cock is licked to orgasm. Usually carried out in the following manner when performing oral sex on the male: That the cock(head, shaft and even testicles) is licked by the tongue of the person performing the oral sex act. At no time is the cock actually taken into the mouth. Licking of the cock continues until the subject has an orgasm.

Janet is a cock licking bitch; she has never sucked a cock.

I'll give you the best cock licking you have ever had.

by Renown February 25, 2008