Better Offer Club

A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.

Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC

by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022

club fever

To be really turnt up, going crazy insane at a party.

I got a case of club fever, so turn up the music!

by King Kryptonite February 12, 2017

Land-locked club

when you get no beaches

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon

by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023

Rebels motorcycle club

Homosexual social club

He did it in the ass at at rebels motorcycle club

by Regae12 August 5, 2023

breakfeast clubbing

College tradition which involves waking up at 5am (usually on game day), dress up in crazy costumes, and go to the bars drinking, pass out, and wake up in time to go to the game.

Person 1: Are you breakfeast clubbing this weekend?
Person 2: Yup. Were going as Mario and Luigi. You?
Person 1: Definately. I'm going as a penguin.

by marioL April 21, 2010

Pro clubs

Time for the boys. No simping. Only on the div 1 grind. Good fifa players up front and in any.

Boys fancy coming on pro clubs boys??
Yeh don’t let that nob head ted come on he’s a simp

by No simping September 26, 2020

Maverick Social Club

Fucking awesome London band.

Hey Lucille I hear Maverick Social Club are playing Water Rats tonight.

Lets fucking go and see them.

by Reverendgeronimoflash January 9, 2019