School Beater

Someone who jerks off in the school restroom.

Guy 1: *Attempting to discreetly jerk off during break time at school*
Guy 2: *Climbs up the stall door and notices, proceeds to tell everybody about it*
Guy 1 was forever known as the school beater.

by kylerrat November 12, 2023

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or blue hoodie. They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s dad hired Jose and he’s a blueberry beaner

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or hoodie.
They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.

Justin’s father hired Jose to mow his grass and he’s a blueberry beaner.

by MethWizard November 22, 2023

Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...

Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...

by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023

Snake Beater

Someone who, for some reason, likes to call their friends while in a locker, masturbating to pictures of Japanese models.

“I’m still in a dream, Snake Beater!”

by Icommidtie8756 November 27, 2023

El Beanero

El Beanero, or “The Beanero” is the celebration and recognition of beaners around the world, taking place on the 18th of every month. It is common to make bean shaped cakes or eat frijoles negros with family and friends. On this day, anybody can say beaner.

“Do you want to come over tomorrow to celebrate El Beanero?”

by Urban Wordist February 29, 2024

IG Beater

A man who masturbates to a woman that he knows instagram page privetly.

Person 1: Did you hear that max was beating to emily's IG page?

Person 2: Yeah, hes an IG Beater

by terk! March 8, 2024