pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma March 9, 2013

pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.

Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!

by Ha that’s funny February 18, 2021

being a slope pig

This term is generally usable for the situations which someone is horny.

Slope pig is an animal in Turkish, it could be mad at sometimes

-Dude, look at this girl!
+Aw sh*t, man now i am about being a slope pig

by erooo June 7, 2019

knotty pig

The person getting penetrated during the act of a dog knotting during anal sexy with a human.

He was a knotty pig with that german shepherd.

by Cinophile May 10, 2018

daddy pig

a pig that is hot

omg daddy pig is sooooooooooo hot

by HiGuys:) November 24, 2021

Running the pig farm

A term used for a person who exclusively pursued romantic or sexual relationships with law enforcement officers.

Have you heard from Becky?
No, she’s really been running the pig farm lately.

by justjokeshere August 12, 2022

Slam pig

A female firefighter

Did you see that sexy slam pig on that fire truck?

by Slampg June 5, 2019