potato

something you or another person is bad at

person 1- Wow Jake is bad a baking.
person 2- Yeah he is such a potato.

by meg.l14 July 14, 2020

potato

ACCORDING TO JOHN CENA'S LAW YOU HAVE TOO EAT POTATOES

POTATOOOOOOO!!!

by JOHN CENNNNAAAA POTATOOOOO January 4, 2022

Potato

A person with any sort of intellectual disability. Usually a hurtful, term.

My math class is full of a bunch of stupid ass potatoes.

by Kellys a potato May 4, 2018

Potato

A potato is a little brown plant that comes from the ground. It is eatable and delicious. A potato a day keep all the bad people away. Potatoes are the only perfect food.

I love me some potatoes

by Idoit&shame June 30, 2018

potato-balled

When you get so bamboozled you dont even know what to do with yourself.

Damn bro! That girl saw that magic trick and got potato-balled!

by kite.kite.kowai April 26, 2022

goth potato

A potato that looks like an avocado with wrinkly skin; is known to have severe mental illness and unbalanced levels of serotonin output from the raphe nucleus

“We were picking potatoes and I found one with mental illness. THAT is a GOTH potato.”
— Anonymous

by Nova Xenon Boii January 7, 2018

Potato

A verb (when talking about first person shooters) meaning the action of spraying lead with every intention of hitting you target and missing.

Dude you can't shoot at all, you totally potatoed that!!!

by Sonny Dennis April 7, 2019