egg slap

Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can

I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday

by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019

Cream egg

Luke Crap

Luke, you look like a cream egg

by MYlittleponey May 30, 2018

Egg

An egg is a thing that can be used for many things like a sex toy or a murder weapon there are infinite possibilties for these eggs

Joseph shoved an egg up his ass

by TOASTERINATUB June 23, 2022

Egg Cave

A browser game where you adopt virtual pets that start out as eggs and when people click or feed them, they grow.

I like to play Egg Cave.

by I really like him October 16, 2018

egg nogging

Adding semen to an alcholic beverage and then drinking the beverage. The semen creates an egg yolk like texture within the beverage.

“Man, i love egg nogging!”
“What’s that?”
“It’s when Karen takes my load, puts it in a whisky and slams it down. That is hawt af.”

by El Muy Cremoso January 24, 2018

EGG

A word used to describe someone foolish in a joking manner

Me: OMG Eva, you're such an egg
Eva: I know you are but what am I?

by egg22 October 24, 2022

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016