Simp Paralysis

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to REDACTED.

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

by UnoKage June 9, 2020

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Simp

Someone who puts girls before anyone or anything

Wow gio such a fucking simp he left us because he said he had to talk to that hoe

by Cys3n March 2, 2020

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A person boy OR girl that wants attention from the opposite gender that doesnt give a fuck about them and GETS that attention be going beyound limits to impress or make them happy while getting nothing in return

The simp gave the thot a million bucks even when she had a boyfriend

by AhYesExpiredMayonnaise September 29, 2020

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Simp

That guy papaw pat simps for big ang like a mf

Papaw pat was a damn simp for Angie when he bought her a brand new ring after they got divorced

by Angie Benedict November 4, 2021

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simp

an overused word, any man who shows any respect to females is a simp according to all males and 12 year old boys.

“yo dude look brandon held the door for emma he a simp!”

or

“brooo did you really just help you mama do the dishes you simp”

orr

“person:guys stop calling her a dishwasher
kyle:SIMPPPP”

by yo kyle, you mad?? September 10, 2020

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