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Brown Bag

A man who's very fuckable with hot body and big dick but has an extremely ugly face. You would want to ride his dick but would prefer doing that with a brown bag covering his face.
Emma : Ugh, John's hot and I wanna fuck him but wtf is up with his face.

Clair : Just brown bag him and he's all ready to be fucked.
by ObdurateSoup. July 31, 2019
mugGet the Brown Bagmug.

rodney brown

The lover of Cara Brown and Drake Brown. He is a little bit too into kids and sometimes in a sexual way. he loves his daughter soooo much that he took her V-card. and now he lives in the shadows and stalks little kids. some say that if you look into the japs eye of a mobeyhuge and say "oh rodney" three times you will wake up with him in your bed and he cill be clapping dem cheeks.
Damn, Rodney Brown left scratches and bruises on my cheeks.
by dem cheeks August 11, 2018
mugGet the rodney brownmug.

Bright-As-Brown

1. To tell someone; Man, Woman or Child, that they're not or not being smart, in a comical manner... Being that Brown isn't a "Bright" color in the spectrum of colors.

2. To suggest that someone isn't Clever or Bright.

3. To make someone understand that they've missed the point and or punchline.
Wow! Dude, You're about as Bright-As-Brown, aren't ya!?
by SarCri1 April 23, 2023
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Brown Canalled

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.
Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!
by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022
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brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping
"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"
by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016
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Brown cupcake

A person of Indian decent who failed to please her parents so she turned to striping. Hence the title brown cupcake
Damn Johnny did you here about brown cupcake.
by Shreyaisgay69 June 8, 2018
mugGet the Brown cupcakemug.

Vicky Browne

Can you make me some tea mate. Yea use the kettle. Dont worry Vicky Browne hasnt been here
by Definitely not josh small August 31, 2020
mugGet the Vicky Brownemug.

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