spilt holy water

Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.

I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.

by hdd3thh April 14, 2023

Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her

“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon”

by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023

certified water boys

Only drink water and will be punished if they drink anything other then water

Guy one: bro don’t mess with them there certified water boys!

Guy 2: what’s a certified water boy?

Guy 1: the most health and crazy people you’ll ever meet

by Kaurikitoa January 5, 2023

Hot Bong Water

When someone dumps CBD/THC oil in a hot tub.

Dude! That is Hot Bong Water. You can’t get in there or you will test hot.

by Full Monty January 10, 2023

reverse water heater

When you get done dusting off grandma and you decide to get it on you gotta first hose her off and let her dry on her heating pad

I wanted you borrow my grandmas garage so I had to do the reverse water heater to get the ok

by Cumdumpster1 September 25, 2023

sadie tap water

a slay baddie who is my cousin 😃😃

hey sadie tap water bbg

by crunch_ihateracheal123 July 18, 2023

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021