A trashy white girl that thinks she’s black and eats hot Cheetos, also walks in to class everyday smelling like weed
by Chico172004 March 24, 2022
The act of blowing your nose on some toilet paper, before using it snotty side up to wipe your arse, creating the freshly clean feeling of a wet wipe, at a fraction of the cost!
Dole money has been sanctioned and the missus is coming over later, thank god for the poor man's wet wipe
by RoystonRrrrrrgsgsdgd February 26, 2018
idiom
1. To submerge oneself in an unfamiliar, stimulating environment or situation.
History and Etymology: Origin unknown.
1. To submerge oneself in an unfamiliar, stimulating environment or situation.
History and Etymology: Origin unknown.
Chad: "I think I'm going to enter a homebrew competition"
Jorge: "Hell yeah man, it's time to finally get your tits wet, eh?"
Jorge: "Hell yeah man, it's time to finally get your tits wet, eh?"
by persimmonVision May 11, 2023
by money grabber 69 April 13, 2021
by Ghostpp32 January 26, 2021
This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
Tyrant: Not following you there bud.
Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.
Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019
To engage in drinking heavily and clubbing to the point where one's face is sweating with inspiration and excellence. No, this is not synonymous with glowing or sparkling that adolescent and immature twilight fans are use too. Let's face it, no one looking to get their faces wet wants to be a pussy.
Common among fraternity bothers at social gatherings. Can also be exclusive to a group of friends or a posse.
Common among fraternity bothers at social gatherings. Can also be exclusive to a group of friends or a posse.
Bro 1: "C'mon bros, let's get our faces wet!"
Bro 2: "Hell ya bro, let's do this! We'll hit every club and casino until our faces are dripping with excellence."
Bros: "Hey ohhhhh..."
Later that night...
Bro 1: "Holy shit bro, my clubbing skills are maxed for the night and they've already placed a caution sign where we were dancing!"
Bro 2: "Chill out bro. You're taking this clubbing too seriously. Save some of that excellence for tomorrow. We're just getting started. Soon, our Get Your Face Wet club will be sweeping the nation."
Bro 2: "Hell ya bro, let's do this! We'll hit every club and casino until our faces are dripping with excellence."
Bros: "Hey ohhhhh..."
Later that night...
Bro 1: "Holy shit bro, my clubbing skills are maxed for the night and they've already placed a caution sign where we were dancing!"
Bro 2: "Chill out bro. You're taking this clubbing too seriously. Save some of that excellence for tomorrow. We're just getting started. Soon, our Get Your Face Wet club will be sweeping the nation."
by anorton March 20, 2012