"hey"
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."
"what?"
"your eating to many apples. your gonna get some cancer. you hoe. if you eat too many apples you get Apple cancer."
by dakoka117 December 26, 2019

person 1: look at that apple! it's as green as the nachos I left on the pee soaked floor.
person 2: gross.
person 1: you're an apple.
person 2: gross.
person 1: you're an apple.
by KAMEORNEV December 25, 2022

by ugsdenploy August 29, 2021

were you deepthroat somebody until there breakfast comes out then you finger there asshole and scratch the rectum
by rasist February 14, 2022

Friend 1-Hey man whatcha got there
Friend 2-I got the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice: apple juice
Friend 2-I got the most revolutionary, game-changing, bestest juice in the history of juice: apple juice
by Brcvpa February 23, 2021

by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.
"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"
"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"
by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024
