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Cosmic Short Stick 

When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.
What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?

Glazed meat stick 

When a somebody sucks the living hell outta your dick/gives you some good ass head, and they leave the nut dripping all down your dick.
Ray J: Bruh, Kim left me with a glazed meat stick last night dawg!
Person 2: No way! That girl is crazy. Sucks for you.
Ray J: For real though man.
Glazed meat stick by Krx.ed April 23, 2017

Lick 'Em and Stick 'Em 

when you lick a guys ball sack and then they stick to the inside of their thighs
"When a man is feelin' down, you just gotta lick 'em and stick 'em."

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in 

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in
Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

chucky stick

Greg the Giraffe used the chucky stick to eat his Chinese food. It was kind of gross.
chucky stick by Yo Mamma June 11, 2006

Whupass Stick 

A stick with a pillow case on the end.
Dont forget your whupass stick!
Whupass Stick by wHuPaSsNesS May 13, 2005