When things are going so bad that everything you do just gets progressively worse. You get the short end of the stick on every task throughout the day.
What I get fired and now your leaving me? Did I draw a cosmic short stick or something?
Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"