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Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!
by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021
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Swetye Special

When someone leaves food out. Usually after making a really nice meal and using a bunch of ingredients and going the whole nine yards to cook up some bomb food, (ie: Steak, Chicken, Ribs,) this person will just leave a mess in the kitchen and not clean any of it up. Furthermore, the food is usually left out for at least 24-72 hours. It is unknown why Swetye Specials happen amongst some people. Some will say they are trying to show off their meal, while others will say the person is just a bit clumsy and forgetful. Therefore, the reason why Swetye Specials arise vary amongst person to person...
John Apple-Tree: "Yo bro did you hear that Zak made some fire ass steak the other night?"

Cody Maverick: "Yea boss it looked really good when he was cooking it up, but he left another fucking Swetye Special in the Kitchen.... is this kid ever gonna figure it out and clean up after himself ?"
by stanimal51 May 15, 2021
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9/11 Special

A mixed drink consisting of two shots of vodka, a good helping of Redbull (or Redbull substitute), and a splash of OJ.
Hey, let me get a 9/11 special!
by DonnyBleez May 22, 2021
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The Alver’s Special

A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)
Man last Wednesday sucked, my operator gave me The Alver’s Special.
by Mill Boy May 26, 2021
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pittsburgh special

The Pittsburgh special is when someone from the east coast attempts to continue a fling with a man or woman who is going back to school in the midwest. If both people are actually interested they agree to meet up in Pittsburgh PA where the magic happens
I heard she’s going for the Pittsburgh special
by Cordeliasmom August 16, 2021
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The Sidewinder Special

The sidewinder special is that one night of the week that you get to hook up for sex with a guy that has a particularly large cock.
Her: So what did you do last night?
Them: I had the sidewinder special last night!
Her: Nice!
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 19, 2021
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The special second

This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.
As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.
by von groovy August 22, 2024
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