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Russian sandwich

A layer of red wine on top of a layer of spirit like gin on top of another layer of wine.
I am so cool with the Russian sandwich, I am gonna try new one.
by dealancer February 4, 2023
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Relationship sandwiched

When both of your best friends are in relationships but you are still single.
I can't believe Jenny got a boyfriend and Hannah has one too they're my best friends and I'm still single! I hate being relationship sandwiched!
by Absterline June 23, 2014
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pool sandwich

A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top
This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.
by Russianski July 15, 2025
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Potato Sandwich

where you put chips in a sandwich. I could describe it in three words So Fucking Awesome
by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018
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sandwich statement

a comment made that does not pertain to anything intelligent.
"so sometime i can only eat half of a sandwich because the other half is gross to me"
damn that was such a sandwich statement
by dicklick101 October 24, 2009
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Butt Knucle Sandwich

A Butt Knucle Sandwich is a situation in chess where two opposing knights are both behind the other and facing away from each other.
"Our chess game ended in a stalemate because we kept getting Butt Knucle Sandwiched."
by Itain'tObeeezy January 25, 2025
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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