Retarded

The idiot writing this

The person writing this is retarded

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy July 18, 2020

Retarded

An adjective originally coined by the professional medical community to denote an individual who was "delayed or held back" in perpetuity since birth, or shortly thereafter. Colloquially, it pejoratively assumes an individual was previously tarded at some point, and is now RE-tarded.

Tim: You just tried to skate down that hill with no wheels on your board, that's retarded man.
Tom: Piss off wankercheese, I've never even been tarded before in my life.
Tim: Well you are now asswaffle!!

by wacky wafer July 12, 2022

Retard

Name used for someone who either makes a really dumb decisions or is themselves really dumb.

I offered my patient with diagnosed kidney cancer surgical removal of it, but he refused and instead decided to use herbs to heal himself. What a fucking retard.

by Tomsow(12) November 25, 2019

Retard

The term "retard" can be used for those who make you feel like you would rather perform a perfect re-creation of "1 man 1 jar" instead of allowing your braincells to commit suicide one by one by their own stupidity.

Colton is a retard.

by TheRetardProfessor October 13, 2024

Retard

A fucking stoupid whore

Hey stop being a fucking retard and read the god damn sentence

by ehebej June 15, 2020

Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021

Retard

A low elo Town of Salem player (hates high elos due to inferiority complex) who thinks he/she is good but the only thing they're good at is making completely pathetic decisions.

Irmag is a retard because he believes in "always hang the accuser first"

by Noob14 October 20, 2021